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Title: Pope
Position x 1
Hiring Manager: God
Closing Date: Friday 15th April 2005
Location: Vatican


Job Description:

Pope Duties: Provide the highest quality support for human beings in the
following areas:

To ensure the vitality of the Catholic Church, the successor to John
Paul II must embrace science, reject globalization, reach out to the
Islamic world?and brush up on economics.
meet the Challenge of Secularism
promote fundamental embrace of human dignity and human rights
bring Christ to those who have or have not heard the gospel
tackle the divine mission of bringing Christ to the world and the world
to Christ.
meet and define the moral framework regarding the challenge of science
and bioethics
to be a beacon of hope for christians on non-christians around the world
build bridges between the religions
all duties that come with the role of bishop of Rome
and many more ...

Requirements:

Key attributes of the successful candidates will include:

Religious skills
Proven track record of a life (almost) free of sins
be catholic
Strong faith in God without demanding any proof of his/her existance
belief in miracles and that everything is following a devine masterplan

Personal and interpersonal skills and requirements:
Excellent mass-influence skills demonstrated by consistently high
numbers of tears and prayers in St. Peter's Square
Listening skills
be a virgin
be male (sorry girls)

Other:
Fluency in at least three languages is necessary (including Italien and
Latin)
Fluency in all other languages would be desirable
This role requires the applicant to be self-motivated, innovative and
powered by the Holy Spirit